dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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