hotel room ftw
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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