she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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