I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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