i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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