Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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