dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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