As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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