We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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