i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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