Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
tell me about the eggs
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