I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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