so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
