dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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