smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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