Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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