i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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