You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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