Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
What a dumb baby whore.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Boobs are out for the taking
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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