I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize