just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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