i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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