My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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