I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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