what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
two words...techno handjob
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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