I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
