mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
no you cant smoke seaweed
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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