My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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