I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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