Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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