they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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