So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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