erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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