I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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