Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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