hell yes lets make some ravioli
i would punch a child for taco bell
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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