I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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