He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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