I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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