Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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