Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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