how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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