we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
