i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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