You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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