I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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