Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
lying in bed pretending to be a slug