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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.

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• (310): View more from California

  So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.

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• (516): View more from New York

  You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.

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  Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"

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  Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.

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