he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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