I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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