Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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