Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.

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(734): View more from Michigan

He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.

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(281): View more from Texas

Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags

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(516): View more from New York

PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.

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(904): View more from Florida

GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.

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