He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration