Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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