Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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