Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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