they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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